Monday, May 30, 2005

If she's cheating and you know it check her pants

Algernon is rich, Algernon is 83 and his wife Nancy is 38.
Algernon sits at home, listening to the heart rate of Nancy when she's not
at home. His heart rate doubles when her's does too as she enters London
zoo. Knowing she hates animals there's only one thing she could be up to.
His temperature drops as he discovers on his little machine that her body
temperature is rising, how obscene. She leaves the zoo twenty minutes later
which is the prove that she's been on the move with another man. His heart
rate triples as her's decreases gradually. When Nancy opens the door she
finds Algernon on the floor. He died because he didn't know her office
friends were in the zoo to see a show. A show where Japanese scientists
demonstrated that trust was somehow underrated.

How many paranoid guys will die because they tried to be a spy?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050528/344/fjzbd.html

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