Da Cuddle Monster

When will scientists prove that Mr. Darwin's theory is incomplete? We're not only moving on in time, we're moving in circles. Don't believe me?

The trendy cuddle parties are a great example. If you join a cuddle party you basically meet strangers and cuddle up. Sex is prohibited. You have to ask whoever you want to cuddle and can only do so if they say yes. It sounds pretty weird but the idea behind isn't that strange. The key assumption is that non-sexual touch is nowadays neglected and happens only accidentially. We are encouraged to look at everything without touching it. Just think of all the germs crawling. Well back to the cuddle party. Aren't the people who go there pretty couragous? I could never do that. Just imagine your neighbours or friends would see you and figure out that you're not the sex god(dess) you pretended to be!!!

But let's go back to Darwin for a minute. We descended from the chimps and what do chimps do when they've finished eating and sleeping? The louse each other. They even do it if no lice are there to be found. And what did the human race do? We stopped lousing each other long ago, feel miserable because we want to be touched and than we create a totally new, horizontal profession because we confuse the need for comfort with the need for sex. So what happens in the end?
a) you neglect your fifth sense
b) you try to cure it with sex
c) you attend a cuddle party

So either way you end up paying for it, either with suppressed or misdirected feelings or by paying the fee for the cuddle party. Now do you call this DEVELOPMENT?
I suggest going back to lousing each other. It's cheaper and your size doesn't matter ;-).


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